Friday, September 11, 2009

Offering Skit—Bobby Bling and Chloe Starr, part 3

Seed Time Game Show, Part 3

Voice: Welcome to the Sow Your Seed Game Show with your favorite hostesses and mine, Bobby Bling and Chloe Starr!

(Enter to cheering audience and game show music.)

Bobby: Week after week they come back for more. They love me!

Chloe: Bobby, someday you’re going to figure out that you are not the center of everything.

Bobby: (Not phased by this info and still with a million dollar smile.) You are so funny! I have no intention of figuring that out.

Chloe: (Big sigh) Boys and girls, welcome to the number one game show in the Preschool classroom: the Sow Your Seed Game Show!

Bobby: And it is show time once again.

Chloe: This is your big chance to win kid cash by answering questions about sowing. I hope you brought your answers, because we have some awesome questions for you this week.

Bobby: That’s right. Pull those answers out of your pocket because here we go!

Chloe: And remember kids, raise your hand to answer so you don’t get disqualified.

Bobby: Here’s my first question. Which one of these people will get a harvest? A) People who put ALL their money in the bank, B) people who hide ALL their money in a mattress, or C) people who bring their tithes and offerings to God. (Kids respond.) And the correct answer is, C. You can’t reap if you don’t give to God! Banks are okay, but not for ALL your money. Always give the first to God.

Chloe: Ready for another one? According to the Bible, what will happen to a generous man? Your choices are: A) he’ll win a bicycle, B) he’ll be blessed, or C) he’ll get an A on his report card. (Kids respond.) Right! The answer is B. The Bible tells us that the generous man is himself watered, or blessed.

Bobby: Now for the final question. In a giving situation, who really gets the biggest blessing? Your choices? A) the giver, B) the receiver, or C) the person who does nothing at all. (Kids respond.) Correct! The answer is A. God is so awesome that He has set giving so that the more you give, the more blessed you are. The real blessing comes to the giver!

Chloe: That’s all we have time for today, kids. Remember to keep on sowing.

Bobby: Cause sowing is soooooo great!

Chloe: I think you’re getting better at this Bobby.

Bobby: (Million dollar smile for the cheering crowds) Of course I am! I can’t help it. I just love sowing! (Blowing kisses to the kids as Chloe pushes her off-stage.) You’re awesome! I love you all! See you next time!

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