Friday, September 11, 2009

Offering Skit—Bobby Bling and Chloe Starr, part 2

The Bible says a lot about giving, and a nugget of truth in each class period will go a long way in preparing children to be blessed as adults because of a lifetime of sowing good seed.

Seed Time Game Show, Part 2

Voice: Welcome to the Sow Your Seed Game Show with your favorite hostesses and mine, Bobby Bling and Chloe Starr!

(Enter to cheering audience and game show music.)

Bobby: Thank you! Thank you! You know they all came just to see me! It’s so great!

Chloe: Oh, please, Bobby. Can you just be realistic for a minute?

Bobby: (Not phased by this info and still with a million dollar smile.) I am so real it’s not even funny. Thank you! Thank you! Let the fun begin!

Chloe: (Big sigh) Boys and Girls, we want to welcome you to the Sow Your Seed Game Show.

Bobby: The show where we sow!

Chloe: You said that last week, Bobby. Anyway, are you all ready to win some kid cash by answering questions about sowing? Great!

Bobby: Here we go!

Chloe: And remember kids, you have to raise your hand to answer so you don’t get disqualified.

Bobby: Tell me what is missing from this statement: The Bible says whatever a man sows, that will he also ___(fill in the blank)___. Can you tell me what belongs? Your choices are A) reap, B) eat, or C) a buy at the store? (Children respond.) And the correct answer is, A. Whatever you sow is also what you will REAP! Great job!

Chloe: My turn. My question is, where does a seed have to go in order to grow? Your choices are A) the library, B) the mall, or C) the ground. (Children respond) Right! The answer is C. Your seed has to go into the ground. It doesn’t matter how much seed you have in your hand. Until you plant it, it will not grow.

Bobby: Now for the final question. What is a good seed to plant? A) donut seed, B) money seed, or C) weed seed. (Children respond) Correct! The answer is B. You have to be very careful about what you sow. Donuts can’t grow, and no one wants weeds. But when you plant your money in God’s kingdom, it will grow and bless others and you too!

Chloe: That’s all we have time for today, kids. Remember to keep on sowing.

Bobby: And keep on sowing.

Chloe: Why do you always say that?

Bobby: (Million dollar smile for the cheering crowds) Because I’m just so me! I love you all! Thank you! Thank you!

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